~yashimora

"My name is Jordan and I prefer to be called by my name. As in, no nicknames or mean names. Or at least not to my face. I'm completely okay with behind my back, as long as I don't hear about it. But for those of you who don't want to address me at all, I'm completely okay with that. Because I know there will be some of you. And for those of you who know my family, I'd prefer you treat me like any other sixth grade weirdo. Not a sixth grade weirdo with a freaky family. For those of you who don't know me- or met me once in the second grade and avoided me since then -please keep avoiding me. If I've gone that long without knowing you, knowing you now won't make my life any better or happier. And for those of you who have recently met me, start avoiding me. If you didn't like me, I probably realized that half way through knowing you- or earlier -and started to dislike you too. If we both dislike each other there is no reason to keep pretending. And those of you that didn't like me right off the bat and started harassing me- no matter how long ago it began -I'd advise you to start avoiding me too. I have watched action movies over the summer. And I've been watching CSI sinc efourth grade, so I know. If you want to go along with your bully lives, back off. Just kidding. I'd never commit a crime. But seriously, I'll tell the principle. You know, if we all commit to these requirments, I think this last year in this cheap elementary school will go rather smoothly. Don't you think?"

No, I'd never say that mouthfull of crap on my first day of sixth grade. I'll keep my mouth closed and my hand down, and if the teacher asks me a question, I'll pretend I don't know and let some smart kid show me up. And I would never tell the principle about a bully. I'd let it blow over until they move onto the next geek. I just hope I'm not in the same class as Alec, Monster, Jesse, Josh, Julie, Jenna V., Kassie, Heather, Jordan I., Garret, Abby H., Jordan C., William, David, Tyler W., Tyler B., Tyler I., Tyler F.(if he came back), Alexa, Alex, Steven C., Becca (if she came back), Tayana (if she came back), Christine, Stone, Joey, Hunchy (we call him Hunchy because we can't remember his name and he walks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame), Kolby, Hunter A., Travis, Jeffery B., Gina, Ian, Samantha Hall, Shianne, Zoe, Dylan, Thomas the Worm, Jonathan D., Matt Hamper, Stephanie Fatty, Tommy M., Brittany Nicholes made of Pickles, Taylor T. (if she comes back), Brandon (if he comes back), Briana (if she comes back), John T., Caleb, Jessica, Shelby, Riley, Viktoria, Wyatt, Aaron, Lenora, German, Max, Alexis, Peter (Juan), Skyla, Sunny, Nina, Ladaya, Bethany, Naomi, Taylor Y., Elliot, Roxanne, Jeremy, Sara, Caitlin, Tiffany, Kelsey, Montana, Arissa, Taylor F., Derek the Vacumcleaner, Ben, Jenna M., Hannah, RJ, Sean, Emilee, and/or Tyrele. That leaves... Casey, Carly, Kenzi, Cheyenne, Justin, Megan, Amy, Katelynne, Noah(he'll be theSmart kid that shows me up), Sarah, and Abby Spider. That seemes like a barable class. But of course I'll get stuck with emotionally troubled or retarded idiots who I cannot handle or understand. Grr... Oh well. If I could handle my fifth grade class, I can handle anything.